Song Title: Don't Go Pickin Chicken
Author / Artist: Louis Nichole
Master Website:: http://www.louisnichole.com
Copyright: 2002
Music Genre: Childrens / Comedy / Novelty
Sample clip (Coming Soon)
Brother and sister chickens---we are gathered here today to discuss--- the future of us—chickens—otherwise some of you birdbrains are gonna be shakin and bakin in some big ol’ mamma’s oven
There is a left & right wing committee
My fine feathered friends
Us birds of a feather
We must flock together
I’ve got something I’d like to recommend
Don’t you count your chickens before they hatch
Or you’ll have egg on your face… I say
We need to appeal
Or our chicks will be the meal
In the eggs that we lay today
And folks keep breaking our wishbones
While THEY get all the luck
We’ll be plucked like a duck….. if we wait in the wings
We are chicken.,…. hear us cluck
So listen to my mission
Fly this coop, or you’ll be in some deep soup or broth
And you’ll REALLY be running…around like a chicken …. with your head cut off
CONTINUED …Rap music begins
Songwriting Inspiration:
This is the new story of Old McDonald who once had a farm…. E I E I O.
But, in the early 50’s, Old MacDonald sells his farm and his animals to build a successful chain of fast food hamburger restaurants.
By the time the 21st century arrives, McDonald has achieved great success….. but he discovers that with all his fame and fortune………. his is a miserable son of a bun. So MacDonald decides to buy back his original farm and animals…so he can E-I E-I-O once again.
However, Macdonald’s animals now live all over the world. So he decides to travel the continents in order to reunite his family.
Ages 4-7 and children of all ages
Big Mac…. as his animals used to call him….. sets out to find his first animal…. the chicken.
The chicken who has moved to Mississippi…….. is now a gospel minister.
His lifelong mission is to save his fellow fowl from the fryalators of fast food franchises
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